electricportcullis:

the children who still call raoul “fop” give me a rash

The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone.

Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final

headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus

(via castiowl)

And therefore is her hair of such mass, for it is full with mysteries.
Helena, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (via shakespeareismyjam)

(Source: shesnoshakespeare)

i will probably misremember this tomorrow as “my gilded peahen” or something but okay

I WILL ALSO RESPOND TO GILDED PEAHEN

i would like to be referred to from now on as “my golden pheasant” or “my sweet beauty to whom no king can compare”

jossujb:

Captain Jack “I’m-actually-genius-at-sea” Aubrey and his trusted Dr. Stephen “love-of-my-life-is-a-shoreidiot” Maturin.