the children who still call raoul “fop” give me a rash
Rita Skeeter, “Dumbledore’s Army Reunites at Quidditch World Cup Final”
headcanon that Neville punched Harry right in the goddamn face for naming his son Albus Severus
i will probably misremember this tomorrow as “my gilded peahen” or something but okay
I WILL ALSO RESPOND TO GILDED PEAHEN
i would like to be referred to from now on as “my golden pheasant” or “my sweet beauty to whom no king can compare”
Captain Jack “I’m-actually-genius-at-sea” Aubrey and his trusted Dr. Stephen “love-of-my-life-is-a-shoreidiot” Maturin.